People are always asking me what my beers are called or what I call my "brewery". Until now I haven't been inspired to come up with names for my beers or my "brewery". I just want to brew beer, so I call them to style and creativity of naming is up for grabs. And I've had a couple named, such as the Blonde Bitch and the Raise the Roofie IPA. I've got the chalk board where the stats are posted for the beers in my nameless two keg kegerator system.
So the conversation goes a little something like this. My roomate tells a friend about me and in miscommunication I am later asked how my kids are.
Kids? No no, I have no kids.
My roommate interjects, not kids, kEgs. I told you she has two kegs. You know, Kelly no kids.... Kelly 2 Kegs!
Friend reply's, is she Ute?
We have a laugh and I fondly remember the days of being referred to on the Navajo reservation as "travels with growlers". Because every knows you have to be ready with a growler in the car in case you come across a beer at a brewery that you must take home. And the second best way to share beer, after of course having people over for a pull on the taps, is to take growlers of homebrew to gatherings.
I've sat with the nick name Kelly 2 Kegs or just Two Kegs for about a week now and I thinks it's sticking. So a "brewery" is named, and it shall be called...